PIT STOP REVIEW!

First off, please let me apologize for the lack of picture on this one.  I don't really talk about my professional life and prefer to keep it under wraps.  Therefore, if you do not already know me and where I work, I would like to keep it that way.  I'm sure you understand. . . being the capable and empathetic people that you are. . .

So, without further rambling, I bring you the latest PIT STOP REVIEW!

RESTROOM LOCATION:  The Closest Ladies Restroom to my office
# of VISITS:  Seriously?  I'm beyond counting at this time.  Make that 3 in the past two hours.  I'm living in the mother-fucker.
RESTROOM STYLE:  Several stalls.  Standard partial wall and door.
DECOR:  Standard business style.  "Get your business done and get out!"
REVIEW:  Despite being cleaned two times a day (these cleaning ladies can only do so much!), this bathroom always manages to remain questionable.  Whether it be a mass of wet toilet paper clogging up a whole basin or the invisible stanky remains of some one's most recent meal. . . it's GROSS.  Who are these dirty women?

To help identify the skanks, I have put together a little quiz.  It will, without a doubt identify a person as a nasty hose-beast.  Let's do it!

1.  Have you ever, in an attempt to shield your bottom from someone else's bottom crud, used a toilet seat cover (Made from tissue?  Not really protecting you from anything?) and then LEFT it on the seat rather than flushing it down?

2.  Have you ever manually manipulated your waste product and left evidence of such on a privacy structure?  For you slow folks, have you ever handled your own poop and then smeared it on the wall?

3.  Have you ever attempted to discard of your menstrual accessories and failed?  Let me reword that, too. . . have you ever dropped your used tampon or pad on the floor?  And left it or evidence of its presence there?

4.  When you leave a stall, does it smell rosy fresh like the air freshener in the bathroom?  Or, do you leave it smelling acrid and rotten?

5.  Do you leave the restroom without washing your hands?  Keep in mind, ladies, washing your hands does NOT simply entail running your hands under the sprinkle of water.  You need soap.  And copious scrubbing.  Don't just rinse off the chunks.  Go ahead and lather off a few layers of skin.  Really.

If you answered "YES" to any of the above - even just ONE, you are a dirty skank.  Change your evil skankstress ways!!

REVIEW:  I use the restroom at work sparingly.  If it weren't imperative, I wouldn't go.  But, for fear of bladder infections, I suffer the stank and outright disgusting environment.