Of the many dangers associated with but never discussed about pregnancy is the sudden appearance of a large but invisible HOLE in the bottom of one's lower lip. It is through this new orifice that many drinks of water and delicious nibblies and morsels come tumbling out.
Be forewarned, oh those with empty uterus! The sloppy hole in the lip has many nasty side-effects in and of itself!
BEWARE! the stains where no stains lived before! Like new clothing will suddenly be acursed with chili spills and apple juice remains!
BEWARE! the desk top at work sprinkled with miniature puddles of iced water! Careful where you set your papers - you risk turning them into translucent sheets muddled with rainbows of gel ink!
**Brought to you today by a concerned pregnant citizen and "Shit They Don't Talk About"
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