Me: Either I just felt a turd move or the baby just kicked.
Hub: That's exciting - Either way! ;)
Me: Yes. Yes, it is.
I have been able to keep the constipation to a minimum, though at times, I can tell you, it gets tough. (Ew.)
But, this all leads me to just a few moments ago when I swear upon all things Holy that I just shat something that looked like a piece of coal.
Seriously. A little more time in there and I would have been a rich woman!
. . . This only leads me to one place: Is that motherfucker anthracite or bituminous?
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