I drove a friend to the airport a few moments ago. I explained that I have been congested for the better part of two months and that it has to do with hormones.
I snored my way through last night because of the congestion - so loud that our 14 pound Miniature Schnauzer switched sides and pushed her way onto my Hub's pillow. It was so loud that I woke myself up. That's *fucking* loud.
But, the point of this mini-post is not my fourteen cords of sawed logs.
Hormones. I think we should call them HERmones.
These little buggers turn women bat shit insane.
Also. I am not a "hor"
That is all.
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