Friday, July 5, 2013

HOLIDAZE.

Because I am in the middle of a four-day-holiday-weekend-FOG, I am going to itemize this post for clarity.

Adding to the things that I have done whilst carrying a child. . .

*  Celebrated the birthday of our nation by building and setting off Sparkler Bombs.  Because I am 11 years old and need more reason to run, laughing, for my life.

*  Driven around a drunk asshole driving the wrong way on the Southbound side of the highway.

So far, the holiday weekend has been eventful and I am looking forward to my plans for the day. . .

*  Working for a while to ensure business continuity (sounds professional, right?)

*  Running to Target to pick up some things before heading over to a friend's house to swim and make eat.  Make.  Eat. 

Changes for the Baby and Me. . .

*  I wake up as early as the baby wants.  This is primarily because someone is getting stronger and stronger and the resulting feeling of being kicked in the gut (from the inside) isnt' so pleasant.  The Hub still can't feel the kicking from the outside, but I'm sure that will change in the next couple weeks.

*  This child loves Chinese (specifically the broccoli from beef and broccoli - over rice), Mexican (specifically hot and spicy chicken chimichangas), french fries (seasoned, please), and iced water.  Kind of - this means that I love them, too.

*  My belly is rotund.  I'm sure it wouldn't be so out there, but, I just had a baby last September and also. . . I have a dwarf-sized torso, so. . . there's nowhere for my stuff to go, but OUT.  Yeah.

So, while I continue my weekend, I hope yours is wonderful and exciting.  Please have an adult beverage or two for me. . . I figure if enough people do this for me, it will be like I'm really getting hammered for the holiday.  ;)

1 comment:

Number1ArmyDiva said...

I had few for you. Don't worry :-)