HAPPY LIST.

This post is exactly what it sounds like. . a list of stuff that I can be happy about despite feeling physically exhausted, waking up to chunks of stomach acid in my mouth and throat, and being a goddamn emotional wreck.

1.  I have it to 32 weeks.  That is something I never thought I would get to type / say / submit.  It is overwhelming knowing that if my boy were to be born RIGHT NOW, he wouldn't spend endless months in the NICU. . rather a likely 3 or 4 weeks.

2.  There is no doubt that I am pregnant.  When my Brother In Law and his fiance visited last night, even blacked out sunglasses wouldn't have been able to hide their wide eyes on my belly.  In the meantime, I am still looking for the perfect excuse to have the following conversation:
     Nosey Parker:     "When are you due?"
     Me:     "Due for what?"
     OR
     Me:     "Oh, I had the baby 6 months ago!"
     OR
     Me:     "Next July"

3.  Even though they feel like they are going to explode, my ta-tas look GOOD.

4.  Pregnancy makes me the dessert aficionado that I never was before because I couldn't stand sweets.  Now, I just have to say. .  "OMG.  German Chocolate Cake!"

5.  Sons of Anarchy has been on for a few weeks. . . and The Walking Dead starts soon!  OMG.  These are NOT child-friendly shows!

6.  The Hub is aware of my desperate need to travel when I become un-pregnant.  We already have two trips planned before May 2014:  one Road Trip and one FLIGHT.  When the latter happens, I suspect I will be posting details.

7.  It was cool enough to make Baked Mostaccioli last night.  Did I mention how rigoddamndiculously hungry I have been??

8.  Blogger is trying to replace "Mostaccioli" with "Molestation"  I just inhaled a gulp of water.

I hope your week goes well.  You know where I'll be.