I have always had a tiny, yet powerful nose. Think you keep your house spotless? I can still smell last night's dinner and I know that the cat is hidden in the basement when company comes.
Now, I fear, that I am smelling for two.
Case #1
Small meeting in my boss' office. I could smell the small, blue, rubber football he nervously tosses when in discussion. In fact, it was so strong that I felt like I had just eaten an entire SET OF FOUR COOPER TIRES!
Case #2
The usual twenty minute trip to the grocery store felt more like a 4 hour crawl through your friendly neighborhood house of horrors. Everytime I passed by one of the little old sample ladies, I just wanted to punch them in the face. Yeah! I got something for YOU to sample, LADY! Did I mention the Hulk-like anger issue lately?
Case #3
Don't judge me. I have always liked the smell of gasoline. This afternoon, however, I got a whiff and nearly swooned into the island trash bin. Times, they are a changin'.
Everything that I read and discussed with my Veteran-friend tells me that there is no medicine for this ill. Hopefully, I'll grow through it sooner than later. For, now, avoid, avoid, avoid!
REVIEW: Everything stinks. EveryONE stinks. Awful smells exist as grotesque tastes in your mouth. It's a lesson in control. You have none. Go get a PBJ Sandwich as a palate cleanser.
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