I'm not sure if it is a mental thing or not, but as soon as I saw the positive results, I wanted to NOM everything in sight.
Salty snacks are my favorite thing - unless you count salty foods. Wait. . what? Hrmmm.
Cereal for breakfast with Almond Milk to avoid the Lactose problem? Oh yeah!
Spicy Hummus with crisp veggies for snack times? OH YEAH!
OBG (Oil Butter Garlic) Pasta for dinner? OH! YEAH!!!!
But, wait. Is that saliva rushing through my glands? If I let myself burp, am I going to hork instead?
Morning sickness has definitely arrived. And, it ain't no friend of mine. It comes around at random times, forcing me to run for the facilities.
Sure, there's nothing like a good prayer to the porcelain god when completely shit-faced and you want to feel better. But, this is a different kind of awful nausea. Unrelenting waves of saliva filling your mouth and throat. Ew. You know burping is going to relieve the pressure you have in your stomach, but it might also relieve you of your pride when you blow chunks into the tiny waste can under your desk while your co-workers look on.
So, I had to ask myself: Self? What is it that really sounds good? What will smell good while cooking AND eating?
The answer: Lots of OBG Pasta (which I'm realizing may have a completely a propos name), gallons of water to sip, spinach and iceberg salad with Wishbone Italian dressing (specifically). . . that's about it, folks!
The word on the streets is that this shit passes with your first trimester. I have about a month and a half to go. . .
REVIEW: Yes. You want to eat healthy for your baby. Yes. You want to healthy for you. But, the key here is to EAT.
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