Thursday, June 27, 2013

A DEEP DARK PLACE.

From the deepest recesses of my pregnant brain, I have been coming up with all kinds of shit that noone needs. . .

*  Pizza flavored Pretzels - pretzels coated with the pizza flavoring from Pizza Goldfish or Combos.  Rold Gold makes the cheddar sprinkled pretzels.  This is not a stretch.
*  Cooling Gel Gloves - because my hands are miserably hot and I still need to type.  They also double as ergo-gloves for typing.  Yeah. 
*  A halter floaty - which allows head and shoulders to be stabilized while the rest of the preggo body floats in the pool.  This gives pregnant back-sleepers, like me, a chance to enjoy a back-nap.
*  A cooling blanket - just the opposite of an electric blanket.  Do I sense a trend here?

Yeah.  There are more.  Feel free to capitalize on my pain, people.  I would gladly take free merchandise!

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