From the deepest recesses of my pregnant brain, I have been coming up with all kinds of shit that noone needs. . .
* Pizza flavored Pretzels - pretzels coated with the pizza flavoring from Pizza Goldfish or Combos. Rold Gold makes the cheddar sprinkled pretzels. This is not a stretch.
* Cooling Gel Gloves - because my hands are miserably hot and I still need to type. They also double as ergo-gloves for typing. Yeah.
* A halter floaty - which allows head and shoulders to be stabilized while the rest of the preggo body floats in the pool. This gives pregnant back-sleepers, like me, a chance to enjoy a back-nap.
* A cooling blanket - just the opposite of an electric blanket. Do I sense a trend here?
Yeah. There are more. Feel free to capitalize on my pain, people. I would gladly take free merchandise!
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