Wednesday, October 9, 2013

IT'S A NEW SEN - SA - TION!

Now that my child has grown to toddler status in my womb, I am finding the need to pee is even more frequent than when we first started down this road.  Yes.  I pee several times in a 30 minute span.

So, I have been experimenting.  With my body.  For your sakes.

I have found that part of the issue, that is making me pee so often, if that when I "go" I can't completely empty my bladder due to the fact that I have a 42 pound child standing on his head - on the pillow that is my bladder.

To rectify this, I find that if I tense my now wonky abdominal muscles, the baby is lifted just slightly, allowing the pee to be free.  FREE THE PEE!!!!

Note:  This works nearly all of the time - except 2am.  I find that at 2am, I am unable to control any muscles and am resigned to peeing over and over again.

Ding!  You're welcome.

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