TICK, TICK, TICK. . . BOOM!

For a while now, you know that I have been plagued with crotchular pain.  But, let's take that a step further:

On occasion over the past couple weeks,  I have heard the light and high-pitched sound of bones clicking or popping.  During one particularly loud demonstrations, my "worst case scenario" brain did me a doozy - I diagnosed my child with one of those stone-bone diseases that makes bones brittle and easily broken.  And, I was certain that his bones were fracturing every time I adjusted my seating position.

Then, I stopped being crazy and figured out that the noise was coming from my crotch.  MY CROTCH was making a popping sound.

So, welcome to Pubic Symphysis issues.  I hope you are NOT one of the few % of pregnant women who have to suffer this.  As usual, I am *that* person who lowers your likelihood of having everything SHITTY.

You are welcome.